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An alien voyager from another part of the galaxy is rumored to have been perceived on frequent occasions by the water's edge at Great Swamp Goose Marsh eating a piece of bread.
A space alien from another solar system can once in a while be observed looking at the vista from the peak of Bailey Hill around midnight.
An alien was observed by Coronation Rock discussing into the thin air.
The spirit of an aged female grasping a revolver was perceived in a Kenyon home. The appearance of the witness scared the ghost who then vanished. People who have observed this spirit say this spirit is that of a person who dwelled here in Kenyon in the past.
The ghost of an aged Indian chief emerged carrying a human headbone by the water at Allen Cove. The ghost spoke about avenging a slaying. Folks here assert that this ghost takes pleasure in scaring foolhardy people who are fearless enough to disrupt the tranquility in Kenyon.
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Ghost Sightings From Kenyon
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Ghost Sightings From Kenyon
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
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