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An alien can once in a while be made out looking at the panorama from the pinnacle of Applehouse Hill late at night.
The ghost of a lady with a bag strapped around her head has repeatedly been made out by Allendale Pond Dam late in the night staring at the water.
An alien voyager from another galaxy is regularly spotted mailing a box at a Johnston post office.
A somewhat translucent gentleman outfitted as the captain of a boat is known to have been seen on several instances going wild down near the water at Antushantuck Neck.
An alien from planet Venus can frequently be spotted heaving boulders into the flow at Angell Brook on a dark night.
A sizeable creepy spirit may be observed often at Frank Moody State Beach piling bricks.
A Yeti has every now and then been spotted drinking unleaded from a gasoline pump at a gas station in Johnston.
The phantom of a chained up man is sometimes seen in Abbott Park before dawn burying a
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body by a sizeable rock. Lots of residents claim this ghost is the undeceased spirit of a long dead Johnston resident.
An enormous armadillo can every so often be observed speaking into the air as if someone besides was there.
The ghost of a bum was witnessed in Cranberry Bog in the early morning hours before sunrise struggling to hide
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a cadaver. Further reports of this ghost have been described.
A large chilling dragon emerged smoking a pipe down next to the waterfront at Bellefont Pond.
A gigantic squirrel was observed looking through home windows in Johnston in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of an aged witch came into sight in Blackstone River Valley National Heritage Corridor at the park headquarters grasping a cranium. This ghost is incredibly active in this neighborhood; there have been many additional sightings of this individual ghost. Folks who have seen this ghost allege this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was killed while driving through Johnston long ago.
A guy with a large hole through his chest was perceived going through trash cans on a Johnston road. This is one of those phantoms that is witnessed time and again close at hand. A local man asserts that this ghost likes scaring people who have the nerve to disturb the quiet in Johnston. No matter what people verbalize, it indisputably is a chilling
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ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
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Ghost Sightings From Johnston
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Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
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