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These are some lies we made up about Jamestown.
The extraterrestrial technician of a UFO may frequently be witnessed standing by a deserted highway outside Jamestown.
A woman with no head may be perceived repeatedly at midnight stopping by America Ledge.
An Anchisaurus has every now and then been spotted covering a body by a big rock in Artillery Park late in the night.
An alien explorer from another part of the galaxy is once in a while perceived surveying the panorama from the summit of Barber Heights after midnight.
A huge zebra can now and then be perceived examining Austin Hollow in detail before sunrise.
The ghost of a young-looking female with a cable around her neck has regularly been noticed tossing pieces of wood into the flow at Annaquatucket River in the early morning hours before sunrise. One thing's for guaranteed, this is an unfriendly ghost that you wouldn't want to come across around midnight.
A huge cow is regularly witnessed mounted on a bicycle on a gloomy
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highway in the neighborhood of Jamestown.
Alexander the Great can frequently be distinguished creeping out of Brickhouse Swamp soaked in dirty water in the early morning hours.
A space man from another solar system can be noticed repeatedly in a residence in Jamestown.
The martian mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship has every
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so often been made out down by the water at Academy Cove sipping blood from a jar.
A tremendously terrifying ghost is now and then made out trying to find a bag on the water's edge of Almy Pond.
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Ghost Sightings From Jamestown
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Ghost Sightings From Jamestown
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
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