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The phantom of a badly charred woman was observed carrying a skull next to a wild highway outside Hopkinton in the early morning hours. This is one of those spirits that is perceived over and over again around here. Loads of local residents allege this ghost is the tormented soul of a long gone Hopkinton local.
The ghost of a man having letters etched into his nose was distinguished staying in a deserted dwelling in Hopkinton. The ghost didn't care that there was somebody else there.
An alien from planet Saturn has regularly been distinguished pulling a dead body from the freezing water of Ashaway River late in the night.
The ghost of a critically mangled huntsman pulling a dead cougar is often seen pulling a body across the ground in Black Farm State Management Area in the early morning hours. Regardless of what folks say, it's sure a creepy spirit that should be avoided.
An extraterrestrial from space has been said to have been noticed on a handful of occasions by Bell Cedar Swamp shining a lamp.
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Ghost Sightings From Hopkinton
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Ghost Sightings From Hopkinton
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
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