|
| |
Harrisville, Rhode Island Lies | |
|
These are some lies we made up about Harrisville.
A gigantic platypus is rumored to have been spotted on numerous instances in a Harrisville highschool after midnight striding the hallways.
A mermaid can once in a while be seen at Flynns Beach looking for a book.
A huge ram was seen in a flat near Harrisville.
A wandering ghost emerged in Black Hut State Management Area late at night burying a dead body by a large boulder. Alarmed by the watchers the phantom faded away into the dark. In any event, it's a frightening ghost that any sensible person wouldn't wish to come across.
The ghost of a plane pilot came into view hurling stones into Aldrich Pond on a dark night. When noticed the ghost came near the eye witness who then escaped. Regardless of what, it is indisputably a menacing ghost that should be let alone.
The ghost of a strong lumberjack gripping a big axe was distinguished looking for someone down beside Boiling Spring at the stroke of midnight. There have been further tales involving
| |
|
this ghost in the neighborhood. No matter what folks exclaim, this ghost indisputably is bloodcurdling; one that is preferably not disrupted.
Galileo was distinguished at night creeping out of Cedar Swamp covered in slime.
A space invader has often been made out weeping in the middle of Aldrich Brook.
The chilling spirit of a conquistador
| |
| |
has allegedly been perceived on one or two occasions looking up on the top of Bald Hill.
A gigantic quagga can often be noticed trying to say something by Elbow Rock.
A gentleman that transformed into a vampire can be distinguished very frequently trying to locate an object under a parked Nissan in a Harrisville parking lot late at night.
The phantom of a pregnant woman has from time to time been spotted at Dudley Pond Dam late at night reflecting. A number of of the people here argue this ghost can be the spirit of a local who died here in Harrisville long ago.
An extremely large rat is now and then distinguished in a Harrisville area store, walking the aisles.
|
|
Ghost Sightings From Harrisville
Submit a lie about Harrisville, Rhode Island:
Other untruthful towns near Harrisville, Rhode Island:
Oakland, Rhode Island, 1 miles away
Mapleville, Rhode Island, 2 miles away
Chepachet, Rhode Island, 4 miles away
Pascoag, Rhode Island, 4 miles away
North Scituate, Rhode Island, 7 miles away
North Smithfield, Rhode Island, 7 miles away
Greenville, Rhode Island, 9 miles away
Clayville, Rhode Island, 9 miles away
Foster, Rhode Island, 11 miles away
Woonsocket, Rhode Island, 11 miles away
| | |
The latest lies from around the world
All towns and cities in
Rhode Island
|
Ghost Sightings From Harrisville
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
MORE JOKES
|
