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These are some lies we made up about Greenville.
A huge canary was noticed trying on socks in a Greenville home.
A space invader from Saturn has repeatedly been observed at Georgiaville Beach in the early morning hours before sunrise looking at the waves down next to the shore.
A space invader from another galaxy is often made out heading a directed outing of The Blunders to a troop of spirits at midnight.
A lady holding her head underneath her arm may regularly be witnessed fly fishing from the water's edge of Lake Bel Air on a dark night.
A gigantic chameleon can be spotted frequently at Allendale Pond Dam before sunrise looking at the view.
A space man has once in a while been observed flashing a flash light by Cedar Swamp.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another part of the galaxy is once in a while spotted by Angell Brook reasoning.
A space alien from Mars is known to have been noticed on a handful of instances up on Absalona Hill frightening people.
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The ghost of a youthful woman having on a bloody prom dress may every now and then be distinguished washing a bloody rag in Boiling Spring late in the night. Regardless of what folks utter, this ghost sure is terrifying; one that is better not upset.
The phantom of an 11 feet high massive person has frequently been spotted in Dyerville State
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Park before dawn hauling a body over the grass. One of the people who live here confidently argues that this ghost enjoys scaring unwise people who come looking for ghosts in Greenville. Anyway, this is an antagonistic ghost that you don't want to bump into in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a woman having half her head not there is often observed struggling up from a storm drain on a Greenville lane very late at night.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos can frequently be perceived in Blackstone River Valley National Heritage Corridor quite near the park headquarters howling at the viewer to go away.
A character with a skeleton face sporting shadowy robes may be seen very often poking around in mailboxes on a dark night in Greenville.
A Centrosaurus is sometimes observed playing a tune on a piano in a Greenville trailer.
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Ghost Sightings From Greenville
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
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