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These are some lies we made up about Greene.
The phantom of a man hauling a sword can every so often be distinguished in Audubon Society George B Parker Woodland before dawn heaving rocks. A resident asserts that this spirit is that of a local resident who had a home here in Greene long ago.
The ghost of a female with a word engraved into her nose was witnessed hunting with a bow and arrow in Wickaboxet State Forest before dawn. The witness was terrified and ran away.
The ghost of a woman with a stiletto in her heart appeared on the pinnacle of Gibson Hill before dawn staring at the sight. The ghost didn't appear to be scared by the bystanders.
A woman with the head of a devil was observed in an autopart store in the Greene area. When the ghost was distinguished it disappeared into the night.
Issac Newton was spotted downing water from Stepstone Falls around midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Greene
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Ghost Sightings From Greene
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
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