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These are some lies we made up about Foster.
An enormous alligator has every so often been noticed going through trash cans on a Foster street.
A man with a machete in his head is occasionally witnessed sniveling in a motor boat on Hopkins Mills Pond.
A man's body with the head of a sheep can once in a while be made out shouting by Balm of Gilead Swamp.
A womanly character has often been perceived staring in Scott Hollow before sunrise. No matter what, it's without a doubt a scary phantom that should be avoided.
The martian captain of a flying saucer is frequently seen on the peak of Alva Pond Hill late at night monitoring the scenery.
Bigfoot has been witnessed on frequent instances at Dixon Brook very late at night throwing rocks into the flowing water.
An alien tourist from another solar system may be distinguished over and over again frightening people in Killingly Pond State Park Reserve in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A very large fox has every now and then
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been seen on a Foster lane before dawn.
A big chilling giant is every now and then seen staring at an old woman snoozing on the floor in a building in Foster.
A gargantuan mouse is rumored to have been witnessed on one or two occasions stopping by Foster Ledge on a dark night.
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Ghost Sightings From Foster
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Ghost Sightings From Foster
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
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