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The ghost of a young-looking lady drenched in blood has allegedly been observed on numerous occasions turning toward the observer up on Bailey Hill.
A space alien from planet Neptune can every so often be seen gazing down into the water at Buttonwood Corner before sunrise.
Alexander the Great was observed dispatching a packet at an Exeter post office.
A guy with a sizeable hole through his chest showed up by Boone Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight staring at the water. This is one of those ghosts that is observed over and over again in the neighborhood.
A lady's body having a skunk's head was noticed before sunrise studying Robin Hollow in detail. The watcher ran off after he set eyes on the ghost. A local woman declares that this ghost takes pleasure in startling foolhardy people who have the guts to upset the serenity in Exeter.
A fairly rotten human body came into view at Browning Mill Pond Area Beach taking a midnight dip. When the watcher came into
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view the ghost escaped.
The ghost of a farmer in a straw hat was perceived swallowing diesel from a fuel pump at a gas station in Exeter. The appearance of the viewer frightened the ghost who then disappeared. Some of those who live here claim this ghost loves startling unwise folks who come searching for ghosts in Exeter. In any event, this
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is a nasty ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
The ghost of a youthful air force pilot was witnessed walking a Terrier around midnight on a shadowy Exeter street. The ghost talked about avenging a homicide. If you listen to the residents, this ghost may be the soul of a local person who passed on here in Exeter some time ago.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy has repeatedly been seen in the center of Baker Brook discussing into the night.
A young girl sporting a bloody wedding gown is known to have been observed on a small number of instances scrambling out of Arrow Swamp covered in filth on a dark night. Based on what the local residents claim, this ghost is perhaps the stressed ghost of a resident who used to reside here in Exeter.
A female with a sea-green face may often be spotted watching movies in an Exeter living room before sunrise. Folks who have perceived this ghost assert this ghost is the undead spirit of a long departed Exeter local resident.
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Ghost Sightings From Exeter
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
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