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These are some lies we made up about East Providence.
A decapitated man was noticed in Green Jacket Shoal late at night calling names of people. The phantom mentioned revenging a murder. Residents say that this ghost is that of a resident who resided here in East Providence some decades ago.
A space man has regularly been witnessed in a mobile home close to East Providence.
The phantom of a surgeon with a blood-splattered uniform is often witnessed staring angrily at the onlooker in Abbott Park before dawn.
The alien navigator of a flying saucer has purportedly been seen on a handful of occasions throwing boulders into Central Pond at night.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another part of the galaxy can often be distinguished searching for a box under a parked vehicle in an East Providence parking lot in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a guy gripping a bloody knife can be perceived very often drinking water from Pawtucket Falls in the early morning hours.
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very large boar has occasionally been witnessed in an East Providence area auto part store, striding the aisles.
An armed forces outfit staggering around with no body in it has allegedly been perceived on frequent instances at Allen Neck before dawn staring down into the water. Regardless of what, it undoubtedly is a chilling spirit that you
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shouldn't go searching for.
An extremely large gorilla may sometimes be made out smoking a pipe by Allen Ledge.
The ghost of a civil war soldier has frequently been witnessed by Abbott Run reading a magazine. One of the folks who live here determinedly asserts that this spirit enjoys scaring foolhardy folks who come searching for spirits in East Providence. One thing's for certain, this ghost unquestionably is bloodcurdling; one that should be shunned.
The ghost of a severely burned female is often perceived creeping out of Sweedens Swamp soaked in filth very late at night.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy may frequently be made out at Hebron Mill Pond Dam on a dark night enjoying the vista.
A colossal tiger can be spotted repeatedly sniveling at Barrington Beach.
The extraterrestrial commander of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has now and then been made out on the top of Great Rock in the early morning hours studying the view.
A space alien from Saturn is occasionally observed
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struggling to seize something at the stroke of midnight by a road sign in East Providence.
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Ghost Sightings From East Providence
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Ghost Sightings From East Providence
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
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