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A giant ox is rumored to have been witnessed on a few instances browsing through the freezer in the kitchen of an East Greenwich house late at night.
One of the three Little Pigs may from time to time be perceived taking a rest at the dining table in an East Greenwich residence.
The ghost of a hobo has often been made out gazing at people in an East Greenwich trailer through a door crack. Residents who have seen this ghost assert this ghost is that of a local resident who settled here in East Greenwich some decades ago.
A space invader from the cosmos is regularly noticed in a deserted zone in the neighborhood of East Greenwich.
A space alien may regularly be made out twinkling a flash light near Blackstone River Valley National Heritage Corridor.
A gargantuan jerboa may be made out very frequently scaring people in Haley Farm State Park near the park headquarters.
The martian mechanic of an unidentified flying object has once in a while been perceived standing beside a shady highway near East Greenwich.
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Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
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