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These are some lies we made up about East Greenwich.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead is from time to time distinguished glancing at the vista from the apex of Andrews Hill in the early morning hours.
The ghost of an aged man with a huge white mustache has allegedly been noticed on frequent occasions by Bear Swamp shouting names of people.
Johann Sebastian Bach may once in a while be perceived pointing at the viewer down beside the waterfront at Bleachery Pond.
An ET from another galaxy was witnessed yelling at the bystander to beat it at Arctic Dam very late at night.
An ET appeared at Goose Nest Spring at the stroke of midnight flinging bricks.
A lady with an axe sticking out of her head showed up hiding a cadaver by a big rock in Apponaug Historic District late at night. Many people close by have had similar happenings with an almost identical spirit. According to what the residents declare, this phantom is perhaps the undead phantom of a
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resident who used to have a house here in East Greenwich.
The ghost of a female with a bag bound around her head was seen taking a rest on a couch in a mobile home in East Greenwich. This ghost is fantastically active in this area; there have been one or two additional sightings of this precise ghost. One thing is for guaranteed, it indisputably
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is a terrifying spirit that should be left alone.
A gargantuan opossum was made out in Pawtuxet Valley after midnight trashing a bag.
The alien navigator of an alien spaceship has often been seen slurping blood from a beaker by the water at Academy Cove.
A fairly translucent gentleman clothed as the skipper of a vessel is known to have been spotted on numerous instances by Charles Rock dining on an apple.
An alien traveler from another planet can repeatedly be seen next to the water's edge at Buttonwoods Beach smoking a pipe.
A large creepy phantom may be spotted repeatedly speaking into the thin air next to a streetlight in East Greenwich. Scores of people who live here argue this ghost is the undeceased spirit of a long dead East Greenwich resident.
The spirit of a young gentleman sporting a confederate uniform has occasionally been witnessed seeking something by Annaquatucket River. Anyway, this ghost undoubtedly is scary; one that you would not want to bump into in the early morning hours before
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Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
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