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These are some lies we made up about Cumberland.
The extraterrestrial crew member of a UFO has regularly been spotted before dawn floating by on Abbott Run.
The spirit of a young lady with a cord around her neck is repeatedly made out slurping orange juice in Robin Hollow around midnight. Regardless of what, it is unquestionably a scary ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
A tremendously terrifying phantom has allegedly been noticed on one or two occasions by Sweedens Swamp smoking a pipe.
A giant donkey can frequently be made out looking at the waves at the water at Frank Moody State Beach on a dark night.
The Loch Ness Monster may be seen over and over again at Baileys Lower Cove very late at night staring down into the water.
A space man from planet Mars has once in a while been noticed weeping next to the shore at Central Pond.
An extraterrestrial from deep space has been perceived on a handful of instances up on Hoppin Hill looking.
The alien technician
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of an extraterrestrial spaceship can occasionally be distinguished hanging in the air like a cloud in Cumberland.
The ghost of an aged gold digger with a large mustache and an eye patch was observed laundering a blood-splattered shirt in Albion Falls late in the night. The ghost spoke of revenging a murder.
An extraterrestrial traveler
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from another solar system showed up gazing at a person snoozing on the floor in a flat in Cumberland.
A colossal baboon was observed in a hardware store in the Cumberland area.
The ghost of a waitress emerged at Dodgeville Pond Dam at night looking at the scenery. The viewer was frightened and fled. No matter what folks utter, this phantom certainly is creepy; one that should be kept away from.
A space invader from Jupiter was observed in Capron Park after midnight gazing furiously at the eye witness.
An extraterrestrial from outer space was spotted at Blackstone River Valley National Heritage Corridor going out of control.
An extremely large boar has regularly been witnessed trying on a jacket in a Cumberland residence.
A big bloodcurdling giant is regularly seen climbing out of a drain hole on a Cumberland lane before dawn.
The ghost of an elderly cleaning lady is known to have been witnessed on one or two instances nosing around in mailboxes on a dark night in Cumberland. A person who lives here
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asserts that this ghost may well be a recognized past dweller of Cumberland. One thing is for guaranteed, this is an antagonistic ghost that is rather not upset.
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Ghost Sightings From Cumberland
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Ghost Sightings From Cumberland
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
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