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These are some lies we made up about Cranston.
A young-looking girl in a blood-splattered prom dress is rumored to have been seen on one or two instances staring down into the water at Antushantuck Neck in the early morning hours.
A giant orangutan may every now and then be observed playing a guitar in a Cranston mobile home.
The alien captain of an alien spacecraft has often been observed in a mirror in a Cranston home; the ghost was exclusively to be seen in the mirror.
A dinosaur is often observed up on the pinnacle of Applehouse Hill looking angrily at the watcher.
An ET from planet Pluto has allegedly been seen on a few instances fishing from the shore of Bellefont Pond at night.
A space man from deep space can repeatedly be seen mid stream in Assapumpset Brook going berserk.
A giant porpoise has once in a while been noticed in an apartment near Cranston.
The martian commander of a flying saucer is occasionally spotted in Abbott Park around midnight demolishing
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a box.
An extremely large wildcat has been said to have been spotted on a small number of instances at Allendale Pond Dam at the stroke of midnight looking at the panorama.
An alien voyager from outer space was noticed gulping motor oil next to the water's edge at Buttonwoods Beach.
A man with an axe in his head materialized at
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the stroke of midnight checking out Green Jacket Shoal in detail. When the observer emerged the ghost fled. Nevertheless, this ghost certainly is terrifying; one that is rather not messed with.
A huge duckbill was seen giving a lead tour of Clump Rock to a group of ghosts late at night.
The phantom of a mailman emerged by Cat Swamp carrying a skull. The arrival of the watcher startled the spirit who then faded away. In any event, it's a menacing ghost that you would not want to meet in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A female body was witnessed looking for a book under a parked Ford in a Cranston parking lot before dawn. The ghost mumbled about avenging a homicide. It's been alleged that this specific ghost may perhaps be a well-known former time inhabitant of Cranston. Whatever folks articulate, it is certainly a creepy ghost that any reasonable person wouldn't want to come across.
A space man from deep space has frequently been noticed in Blackstone River Valley National Heritage Corridor right by the ranger
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Ghost Sightings From Cranston
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Ghost Sightings From Cranston
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
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