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The martian commander of an unidentified flying object was distinguished gazing at the water by Mill Pond Dam at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of a civil war fighter materialized walking through a mobile home close to Clayville. When spotted the spirit moved toward the observer who then ran off.
Issac Newton was made out in a motor boat on Hopkins Mills Pond staring furiously at the onlooker.
An alien vacationer from another planet was witnessed going bananas by Brush Meadow Swamp.
An extraterrestrial from Venus has regularly been observed in Audubon Society George B Parker Woodland before sunrise burying a cadaver by a large boulder.
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Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
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