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These are some lies we made up about Chepachet.
An ET from outer space may frequently be distinguished leading a directed visit of Elbow Rock to a collection of phantoms on a dark night.
An alien can be perceived often at Aldersgate Lake Dam late in the night stacking chunks of concrete.
The ghost of a young-looking gentleman dressed in a jacket has every so often been made out down near the waterfront at Aldersgate Lake obliterating a hat. Locals here who have made out this ghost declare this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was killed while journeying through Chepachet before the present. Whatever people utter, it undeniably is a bloodcurdling spirit that any wise person would not want to encounter.
Count Dracula is from time to time perceived in a Chepachet area shoe store, wandering the aisles.
A giant giraffe has supposedly been made out on many instances gazing at the waves by the shore at Flynns Beach before dawn.
An martian vacationer from another world may every now and then
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be spotted up on Absalona Hill smoking a cigar.
A sizeable scary giant has regularly been perceived seated at the kitchen counter in a Chepachet apartment reading a magazine.
A space alien from planet Neptune is frequently noticed by Chockalog River carrying a human headbone.
A headless guy has purportedly been perceived on several
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occasions in Finberg Field in the early morning hours before sunrise pulling a body over the grass.
An extremely large tapir can often be perceived at Boiling Spring at the stroke of midnight looking.
A female with her legs severed may be seen frequently camping out in George Washington Memorial State Forest at the stroke of midnight. One thing is for sure, this ghost sure is chilling; one that you shouldn't go seeking.
A space alien from space has now and then been noticed staggering through a house in Chepachet.
An alien is now and then spotted trying to deposit a body in Balm of Gilead Swamp before dawn.
The spirit of a guy holding a blood-splattered sword may every now and then be noticed riding on a mare along a highway close to Chepachet.
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Ghost Sightings From Chepachet
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Ghost Sightings From Chepachet
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
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