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These are some lies we made up about Charlestown.
An enormous platypus has allegedly been spotted on a small number of instances checking out Coronation Rock around midnight.
The spirit of a female having half her head not there may repeatedly be noticed smoking a cigar next to the water at Allen Cove.
A lady having a machete in her head can be noticed very often climbing out of Charlestown Breachway soaked in mud before sunrise.
The martian commander of an unidentified flying object has once in a while been perceived hurling pebbles into Great Swamp Goose Marsh late at night.
The ghost of a youthful Indian combatant is once in a while observed snooping in mailboxes before dawn in Charlestown.
The ghost of a jet pilot has supposedly been distinguished on a few instances taking a moonlight bath at Burlingame State Park Beach. Many local residents allege this ghost is the stressed spirit of a long forgotten Charlestown local person.
An alien vacationer from another galaxy can
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now and then be made out on the summit of Bailey Hill at the stroke of midnight glancing at the view.
The ghost of a brawny lumberjack carrying a large axe was witnessed at Alton Pond Dam at midnight enjoying the scenery. The eye witness became frightened and ran off. No matter what, it's a terrifying ghost that you wouldn't wish to run into
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around midnight.
A space man from Saturn showed up after midnight drifting by on Alewife Brook.
A chilling skeleton was observed frightening people near Dead Man Spring at the stroke of midnight. The ghost acknowledged the presence of the viewer.
A glow-in-the-dark human character appeared in Nebraska Shoal at night shouting names of people. The ghost was consumed by the thin air after being distinguished.
The Wizard of Oz was distinguished in a Charlestown highschool late in the night strolling the halls.
A colossal koodoo has often been distinguished in Black Farm State Management Area at night facing the eye witness.
An enormous dingo is frequently distinguished in a mirror in a Charlestown flat; the ghost was solely to be seen in the mirror.
A massive quagga has been said to have been made out on a few instances searching for a box beside a parked Honda in a Charlestown parking lot late in the night.
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The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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