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Bristol, Rhode Island Lies | |
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These are some lies we made up about Bristol.
An extraterrestrial from Venus is once in a while made out down next to Massasoit Spring late in the night devastating a glove.
A gargantuan finch has been observed on many occasions by Birch Swamp drinking blood from a mug.
A big terrifying giant may every now and then be observed gobbling a fish by Cole River.
A space alien from another galaxy has repeatedly been observed drinking milk up on Devils Rock.
A woman with a green face is often distinguished down near the water at Bay Point smoking a pipe. One of the residents firmly asserts that this spirit is that of a local resident who resided here in Bristol many years ago.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship has been said to have been distinguished on a few instances articulating into the air in a metal boat on Brickyard Pond.
A space alien from the Moon can regularly be made out walking a Cocker Spaniel before sunrise on a shady Bristol street.
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space invader from another world can be made out frequently peeking through building windows in Bristol before dawn.
The ghost of a mailman has every so often been made out by Cole River Pond Dam before dawn gazing at the water.
A very large bison is occasionally seen watching TV in a Bristol living room around midnight.
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shape may occasionally be spotted staring down by the waterfront at Brayton Point Beach. Several of the locals declare this phantom enjoys terrifying foolhardy folks who come trying to find phantoms in Bristol. Either way, this phantom unquestionably is frightening; one that should be shunned.
The ghost of a gentleman gripping a sword was spotted concealing a dead body by a big boulder in Abbott Playground late at night. When the watcher came into view the spirit escaped. It's been claimed that this specific phantom may very well be a distinguished former time native of Bristol.
A female with larvae crawling out of her ears was observed by Allen Ledge attempting to touch something. The ghost mumbled about revenging a killing.
The alien commander of an extraterrestrial spaceship was noticed meditating in Borden Flats at the stroke of midnight.
An ET from planet Neptune was noticed searching through garbage cans on a Bristol road.
The ghost of a chained up woman has often been seen repositioning orbs about at the
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entrance to Blackstone River Valley National Heritage Corridor. In any event, this is an unpleasant phantom that is preferably not disturbed.
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Ghost Sightings From Bristol
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Ghost Sightings From Bristol
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
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