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These are some lies we made up about Bradford.
A gargantuan raccoon is regularly made out in a wild place next to Bradford.
A gargantuan eland has supposedly been observed on one or two instances waving to cars alongside a murky road close to Bradford.
The spirit of a young air force pilot can repeatedly be distinguished pulling a dead body from the ice cold water of Ashaway River at night.
The alien technician of an extraterrestrial spacecraft can be seen very frequently posting a packet at a Bradford post office.
A colossal argali has now and then been noticed glugging down regular from a fuel pump at a gasoline station in Bradford.
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Ghost Sightings From Bradford
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Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
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