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These are some lies we made up about Block Island.
The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs came into sight struggling to say something down by the water at Mill Tail Swamp And Pond.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy was spotted at Ballards Beach attempting to capture something.
A woman afire, hauling a petroleum container appeared reasoning at Old Harbor on a dark night. The bystander fled immediately after he noticed the ghost. Locals say that this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was killed while driving through Block Island long ago. One thing is for guaranteed, it sure is a scary spirit that you shouldn't go looking for.
A colossal sloth was distinguished in Ambrose Swamp in the early morning hours before sunrise struggling to dump a cadaver.
Marco Polo was spotted yelling names down by Boiling Spring at the stroke of midnight.
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The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
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