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An alien voyager from space may be seen very frequently emerging in a washroom mirror.
A fairly transparent gentleman outfitted as the captain of a vessel is sometimes witnessed by Ashaway River gripping a human headbone.
An extraterrestrial from outer space is rumored to have been made out on several instances taking a rest on a sofa in a building near Ashaway.
A huge leopard was spotted on a dark night sprinting after a passing Chevy on a dark highway right next door to Ashaway.
Count Dracula was perceived at Spaulding Pond Dam after midnight taking pleasure in the panorama.
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Ghost Sightings From Ashaway
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
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