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The extraterrestrial captain of a flying saucer can often be distinguished in Cancha Doctoro Pedro Albizu Campos in the early morning hours pointing at the eye witness.
A gigantic donkey can be perceived repeatedly gazing at a woman sleeping on a futon in a trailer in Yabucoa.
A space invader from Venus has now and then been seen flinging stones into the stream at Cano de Santiago after midnight.
The ghost of an aged cleaning lady is every so often witnessed at midnight studying Arrecife Sargent in detail.
An ET from another solar system has supposedly been witnessed on numerous occasions on the apex of Cerro Candelero on a dark night gazing at the panorama.
A dark dog that shifted shape into a female can every so often be spotted flying across the Sierra de Guardarraya in the early morning hours.
The alien captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship was noticed looking at the waves down next to the water at Playa Icacos after
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midnight.
The spirit of a down-and-out man was made out at Punta Candelero at the stroke of midnight gazing down into the water. When the ghost was seen it faded away into the night.
An ET from planet Pluto was noticed in an autopart store in the Yabucoa area.
A giant lovebird was witnessed smoking a cigar right by Caribbean National
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Forest.
Frankenstein's Monster has frequently been distinguished trying on a hat in a Yabucoa mobile home.
An extraterrestrial from outer space is repeatedly spotted scrambling out of a storm drain on a Yabucoa residential road late at night.
The alien captain of a flying saucer is known to have been made out on a small number of occasions nosing around in mailboxes in the early morning hours before sunrise in Yabucoa.
A giant mandrill may be spotted often playing a xylophone in a Yabucoa flat.
An alien from planet Saturn has every now and then been made out in a mirror in a Yabucoa trailer; the ghost was exclusively noticeable in the mirror.
A scary beast is from time to time distinguished in a trailer next to Yabucoa.
The ghost of a guy clad as a gardener is rumored to have been witnessed on frequent occasions in a Yabucoa area hardware store, striding the aisles.
A giant shrew may every now and then be witnessed seated at the dining table in a Yabucoa house scaring folks.
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huge gorilla has repeatedly been spotted pacing through a house in Yabucoa.
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Ghost Sightings From Yabucoa
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Ghost Sightings From Yabucoa
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
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