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These are some lies we made up about Villalba.
A massive muskrat has once in a while been made out in Quebrada Achiote at midnight staring angrily at the bystander.
The ghost of a terribly mangled hunter dragging a dead moose is occasionally spotted looking at the panorama at Represa De Toa Vaca at the stroke of midnight.
A colossal ground hog is rumored to have been perceived on frequent occasions hurling chunks of concrete next to the shore at Lago Guayabal.
A space alien from space can now and then be made out gulping water from Salto de Dona Juana at the stroke of midnight.
A lady without a head was observed up on the apex of Cerro Augustinillo destroying a shoe. The spirit spoke about avenging a homicide.
The spirit of a youthful lady with a line around her neck was noticed trying to locate a bag in Parque Angel Ramon Mora after midnight. The observer was terrified and fled. One of the local residents steadfastly alleges that this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was murdered while passing
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through Villalba many years ago.
An extraterrestrial came into sight pulling a dead body from the cold water of Rio Anon after midnight.
A Seismosaurus was seen on the summit of one of the mountains in the Cordillera Central late at night glugging down paint.
A man with no head was perceived smoking a cigar by a streetlamp in Villalba.
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The ghost reacted to the bystander.
A gargantuan ibex has often been perceived walking from building to building in the early morning hours on a Villalba road.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an unidentified flying object is repeatedly seen browsing through the closet in the bedroom of a Villalba home late in the night.
The ghost of an elderly gold digger with a large mustache and a hook instead of his right hand has supposedly been witnessed on a few instances gazing at folks in a Villalba residence through a window.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another galaxy can repeatedly be made out walking down a shadowy road close to Villalba.
The ghost of an elderly woman grasping a firearm may be noticed very frequently sending a postcard at a Villalba post office. A number of of the locals say this ghost is that of a local who resided here in Villalba before the present.
A mermaid has every so often been seen discussing into the thin air as if someone besides was there.
A very large pony is once
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in a while witnessed walking a Bulldog at midnight on a murky Villalba lane.
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Ghost Sightings From Villalba
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Ghost Sightings From Villalba
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
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