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These are some lies we made up about Vieques.
The martian pilot of an alien spacecraft was noticed concealing a cadaver by a large boulder in Munoz Rivera Plaza around midnight.
An alien from planet Pluto came into sight down at the water at Bahia Corcho mounding boulders.
The phantom of a young-looking gentleman having on a winter jacket came into view checking out Arrecife Corona in detail in the early morning hours before sunrise. When the viewer showed up the ghost ran away. Any which way, this is an unlikable ghost that any sound person would not want to meet.
A beheaded gentleman was witnessed taking a dark-hour dip at Blue Beach. The arrival of the observer terrified the ghost who then vanished. In any case, it's a menacing ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
A space man from another planet has often been noticed consuming a piece of bread up on Cerro Amargura.
The martian mechanic of a flying saucer has been witnessed on many instances smoking a cigar alongside a secluded
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road right next door to Vieques at the stroke of midnight.
Marco Polo may often be spotted articulating into the night in Caribbean National Forest outside the ranger station.
A lady with her head and both arms severed can be witnessed over and over again reading a newsletter outside the entrance to Buck Island Reef National Monument.
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Locals here assert that this ghost is in all probability the undead ghost of a local resident who used to have a home here in Vieques. No matter what, it without a doubt is a terrifying phantom that should be kept away from.
A gigantic dormouse has every so often been seen standing by a secluded road next to Vieques.
The phantom of a guy grasping a blood-splattered knife is from time to time made out mounted on a motorcycle on a murky road in the neighborhood of Vieques.
The ghost of a civil war combatant is known to have been made out on many occasions in a Vieques residence.
A Yeti can from time to time be seen striding beside a wild highway right next door to Vieques.
The ghost of a seriously burned female has often been spotted taking a rest on a stool in an apartment outside Vieques. A woman who lives here claims that this ghost is the undeceased soul of an old Vieques person who lived here.
A space invader from planet Venus is frequently made out at night running after a passing car on a shady road next to
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Ghost Sightings From Vieques
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Ghost Sightings From Vieques
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
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