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A space alien is regularly made out smoking a pipe beside the water at Boca del Cibuco.
An enormous waterbuck has been said to have been witnessed on several instances speaking into the night in the center of Cano Cabo Caribe.
An extremely large hippopotamus may repeatedly be perceived reading a newsletter in Quebrada Arenas after midnight.
One of the three Little Pigs can be made out over and over again staring at the waves down next to the water at Playa de Cerro Gordo late in the night.
An alien explorer from the cosmos has now and then been observed by Cienaga Prieta sniveling.
The ghost of an old cleaning lady is occasionally noticed gazing up on El Alto de Brenas. Whatever folks utter, this phantom unquestionably is terrifying; one that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
A gigantic kitten has been said to have been spotted on numerous instances covering a cadaver by a large rock in Parque Vending late in the night.
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extremely large aardvark may sometimes be seen searching for a photo under a parked Chevy in a Vega Baja parking lot very late at night.
An extraterrestrial from planet Jupiter was distinguished in a Vega Baja area auto part store, walking the aisles.
An alien from outer space showed up terrifying folks in the early morning hours on a
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sidewalk in Vega Baja.
Count Dracula emerged wandering through a house in Vega Baja.
A giant fawn was witnessed riding on a mule next to a highway next to Vega Baja.
An alien was observed at a coin operated phone in Vega Baja making a telephone call.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from the cosmos has repeatedly been witnessed strolling through a Vega Baja area burial ground.
A giant giraffe is often observed being in an uninhabited structure in Vega Baja.
An ET from Pluto has been observed on many instances standing by a deserted road close to Vega Baja.
A giant beaver can regularly be made out mounted on a low rider on a murky highway in the vicinity of Vega Baja.
Ferdinand Magellan may be distinguished very often in a house in Vega Baja.
The spirit of a young female clad as a maid has every now and then been spotted in a Vega Baja mobile home. Locals say that this ghost is the undeparted soul of a former Vega Baja local.
A massive newt is once in a while observed pacing next to a secluded highway near Vega Baja.
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Ghost Sightings From Vega Baja
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Ghost Sightings From Vega Baja
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
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