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The ghost of an appallingly charred female is repeatedly spotted in Cienaga Prieta at the stroke of midnight struggling to hide a body.
A large terrifying ogre may repeatedly be seen in the early morning hours before sunrise checking out Hoyo Prieto in detail.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos can be observed very often mailing a container at a Vega Alta post office.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an alien spaceship has sometimes been noticed trying to find a man in Cancha Lauro Davila at midnight.
The ghost of the driver of a train is once in a while made out monitoring the scenery from the top of Alto Las Ovejas very late at night.
An martian explorer from another world may every so often be seen going for a dip down by Playa de Cerro Gordo in the early morning hours.
An ET from Mars was noticed by Cano Cabo Caribe staring.
The phantom of a critically mangled huntsman hauling a dead deer came into view next to
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the water at Punta Boca Juana struggling to state something. The ghost did not seem to be troubled by the viewers.
A female with no head was perceived drinking fuel from a gas pump at a fueling station in Vega Alta. When the spirit was seen it faded away into the thin air.
The ghost of a young woman with a cable around her neck came into
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sight speaking into the thin air as if someone in addition was there. The ghost was gobbled up by the thin air after being noticed.
An enormously terrifying ghost was spotted walking a Sheepdog in the early morning hours on a dark Vega Alta residential street. Panicked by the witnesses the ghost faded away into the night. A lot of locals assert this ghost may very well be a well-known past inhabitant of Vega Alta. Well, it's a frightening ghost that is preferably not disrupted.
The phantom of an elderly woman carrying a shot gun has regularly been distinguished screaming people's names outside Caribbean National Forest. In any event, it's without a doubt a creepy ghost that you wouldn't wish to bump into at midnight.
An enormous bull is regularly spotted peeping through home windows in Vega Alta after midnight.
An alien from deep space can regularly be observed going through trash container on a Vega Alta road.
A massive cheetah may be observed very often suspended in the air like a helium balloon in Vega Alta.
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space invader has occasionally been distinguished in a shoe store in the Vega Alta area.
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Ghost Sightings From Vega Alta
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Ghost Sightings From Vega Alta
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
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