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These are some lies we made up about Utuado.
An martian vacationer from outer space was distinguished in Complejo Recreativo Angel Lile Medina on a dark night clutching a skull.
A huge donkey was distinguished after midnight examining Quebrada Arenas in detail.
The ghost of an elderly prospector with a sizeable mustache and a hook instead of his hand has often been spotted bass fishing from the water's edge of Lago Caonillas before sunrise. One of the local residents decisively alleges that this ghost might be a well-known past inhabitant of Utuado.
A space man from Saturn is repeatedly witnessed slurping water from Jobos Saltillo at the stroke of midnight.
A cyclop is rumored to have been perceived on a handful of occasions collecting sticks to make a fire in Bosque Estatal de Rio Abajo before dawn.
A massive fox can often be seen floating down Rio Caonillas very late at night.
A big menacing ogre may be noticed very often taking pleasure in the scenery at Dos Bocas Dam
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on a dark night.
A space man from outer space has sometimes been noticed standing by a secluded road near Utuado.
The ghost of a waitress has been seen on numerous instances up on the peak of Cerro Don Quino staring wrathfully at the watcher.
The spirit of an elderly Indian chief can sometimes be witnessed riding on a Harley on
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a shady highway near Utuado.
A colossal squirrel has frequently been made out in an apartment in Utuado.
The phantom of an old cleaning lady is frequently perceived marching by a secluded road outside Utuado.
A pitch black cockroach that transformed into a lady is known to have been noticed on frequent occasions showing up in a restroom mirror. Some of the people who live in this town say this phantom is most likely the undead phantom of a person who used to have a house here in Utuado.
Ludwig van Beethoven can repeatedly be made out having a seat on the floor in an apartment in the neighborhood of Utuado.
The alien commander of an unidentified flying object can be made out frequently on a dark night chasing a passing Ford on a gloomy road outside Utuado.
The phantom of a young-looking lady clothed as a house keeper has once in a while been witnessed in the rear seat of a vehicle by the driver seeing the phantom in his rear view mirror at night.
A gargantuan chameleon is occasionally spotted
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trimming bushes in the front garden of a trailer in Utuado.
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Ghost Sightings From Utuado
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Ghost Sightings From Utuado
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
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