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These are some lies we made up about Trujillo Alto.
A guy lacking a head came into sight fly fishing from the water's edge of Aljibe las Curias before sunrise. The ghost mumbled about revenging a killing. If you listen to the locals, this spirit takes pleasure in terrifying foolish people who are courageous enough to upset the calm in Trujillo Alto.
Issac Newton was noticed before dawn examining Quebrada Dona Ana in detail.
A tremendously bloodcurdling phantom was noticed gazing at the view from the top of Altos de San Luis around midnight. The watcher panicked and fled.
An alien vacationer from another part of the galaxy has repeatedly been observed trying to locate another ghost on the apex of one of the mountains in the Altos de San Luis at midnight.
A gargantuan guanaco is regularly seen in Bosque Estatal de Pinones in the early morning hours climbing a towering tree.
An ET from another solar system has been said to have been observed on a handful of occasions after midnight struggling
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out of Boca de Cangrejos covered in mud.
An ET may often be perceived chucking bricks into the flow at Cano de Martin Pena at the stroke of midnight.
A very large orangutan may be made out time and again at Punta Cangrejos in the early morning hours staring down into the water.
The ghost of an aged lady hauling a rifle has sometimes
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been witnessed reasoning in Bairoa Park at midnight. Based on what the locals argue, this ghost enjoys frightening foolhardy people who come seeking ghosts in Trujillo Alto. No matter what folks utter, it undoubtedly is a terrifying ghost that is better not messed with.
A Megalosaurus is now and then perceived at Aviones Beach late in the night gazing at the waves at the shore.
An martian tourist from another world is known to have been made out on several instances in a mirror in a Trujillo Alto house; the ghost was solely detectable in the mirror.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy may from time to time be made out searching for a picture next to a parked car in a Trujillo Alto parking lot at the stroke of midnight.
An ET has often been perceived by the entrance to Caribbean National Forest facing the observer.
A colossal horse is repeatedly distinguished in a Trujillo Alto area hardware store, marching the aisles.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another part of the galaxy is rumored
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to have been distinguished on a few instances throwing stones late at night on a lawn in Trujillo Alto.
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Ghost Sightings From Trujillo Alto
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Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
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