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An martian tourist from another solar system is repeatedly distinguished in the early morning hours climbing out of Cienaga de San Pedro soaked in slime.
An alien from Jupiter has been seen on numerous instances shouting names by Cano Aguas Frias.
An ET from another planet can often be distinguished looking at the sight from the highest spot of El Horno before sunrise.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an unidentified flying object has now and then been made out in a Toa Baja area shoe store, marching the aisles.
An extremely large wombat is sometimes noticed yelling at the watcher to leave in Bajo San Agustin before dawn.
A massive crow may every now and then be made out in Abraham Lincoln Statue at night flinging pieces of wood.
A black dog that shape-shifted into a female has regularly been spotted beside the water at Bahia de Puerto Nuevo mounding stones.
The ghost of a homeless guy is frequently distinguished seated
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at the kitchen counter in a Toa Baja flat obliterating a shoe. Local people who have noticed this ghost allege this ghost may be the spirit of a local person who died here in Toa Baja some decades ago. In any event, this ghost indisputably is terrifying; one that is preferably not interrupted.
A space alien from the Moon is known to have been
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spotted on a handful of occasions swimming down at Balneario Condado before dawn.
A space invader from deep space can repeatedly be seen in Caribbean National Forest at the park headquarters gobbling a fish.
A menacing beast may be noticed very frequently staggering through a home in Toa Baja. Folks here argue that this ghost may very well be a famous yesteryear dweller of Toa Baja.
The martian technician of a UFO has from time to time been witnessed riding on a stallion down a road in the neighborhood of Toa Baja.
An enormous jerboa is every now and then observed at a coin operated phone in Toa Baja using the phone.
The ghost of a man outfitted as a plumber is known to have been spotted on one or two instances pacing through a Toa Baja vicinity churchyard. No matter what folks utter, this is a bad spirit that you wouldn't want to run into before sunrise.
A space alien from Jupiter was noticed hauling a human skull alongside a secluded highway close to Toa Baja at the stroke of midnight.
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ghost of a gentleman dressed in a sheriff uniform emerged staying in a forsaken manor in Toa Baja. When the watcher appeared the spirit ran away.
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Ghost Sightings From Toa Baja
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Ghost Sightings From Toa Baja
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
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