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A huge alpaca is from time to time spotted in a grocery store in the Toa Alta area.
A space invader from another planet has purportedly been made out on frequent occasions crawling up from a storm drain on a Toa Alta avenue at midnight.
A Yeti can occasionally be observed snooping in mailboxes around midnight in Toa Alta.
A young girl sporting a blood-splattered prom dress was observed in a Toa Alta highschool in the early morning hours before sunrise staggering the corridors. The bystander was frightened and ran off. Regardless of what, this ghost undeniably is creepy; one that should be left alone.
A woman with a blue face came into view in a mirror in a Toa Alta home; the ghost was exclusively detectable in the mirror. The spirit acknowledged the presence of the watcher.
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Ghost Sightings From Toa Alta
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Ghost Sightings From Toa Alta
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
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