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These are some lies we made up about Santa Isabel.
An alien from the cosmos was seen going out of control in Estadio Municipal Luis Guillermo Moreno in the early morning hours.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was seen hurling chunks of concrete by the water at Punta Aguila.
An alien explorer from another part of the galaxy has frequently been spotted taking a swim down at Playa de Jauca late at night.
A huge moose is repeatedly observed glancing at the view from the peak of Cerro de las Cuevas late in the night.
Johann Sebastian Bach has been perceived on a few instances searching for a glove in Arrecife Media Luna before dawn.
A female with a sword in her head can frequently be witnessed drifting down on Rio Nigua before sunrise.
A space invader from space can be made out repeatedly in a convenience store in the Santa Isabel neighborhood.
An extremely large civet has sometimes been observed trying on a shirt in a Santa Isabel apartment.
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drifting ghost is now and then witnessed snooping in mailboxes after midnight in Santa Isabel. Regardless of what folks exclaim, it in all certainty is a creepy ghost that is preferably not interrupted.
A very large jackal has allegedly been witnessed on a few occasions playing a tune on an accordion in a Santa Isabel building.
The ghost
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of a young-looking Indian combatant can once in a while be distinguished in a mirror in a Santa Isabel trailer; the ghost was only noticeable in the mirror. If you talk to the locals, this ghost can be the spirit of a resident who died here in Santa Isabel many years ago.
One of the three Little Pigs has often been spotted in a mobile home near Santa Isabel.
A gargantuan jaguar is repeatedly spotted trying to locate a box next to a parked VW in a Santa Isabel parking lot before dawn.
The martian navigator of an extraterrestrial spaceship has been perceived on numerous instances in a Santa Isabel area grocery store, staggering the aisles.
A space alien from planet Mars can often be spotted resting at the kitchen counter in a Santa Isabel mobile home flashing a flash light.
The ghost of a jet pilot can be observed very often pacing through a flat in Santa Isabel.
The frightening ghost of a Barbarian has occasionally been observed riding on a horse down a road close to Santa Isabel.
A man that
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shape-shifted into a vampire is from time to time noticed strolling through a flat in the vicinity of Santa Isabel. One thing is for certain, this ghost unquestionably is creepy; one that you wouldn't want to come across at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Santa Isabel
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Ghost Sightings From Santa Isabel
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
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