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San Sebastian, Puerto Rico Lies | |
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These are some lies we made up about San Sebastian.
An enormous kinkajou was spotted on the peak of Cerro Cascajillo late in the night observing the landscape.
The spirit of a guy gripping a sword has often been perceived heaving bricks into the flow at Rio Arenas on a dark night. A local woman declares that this spirit is probably the undeparted spirit of a person who used to dwell here in San Sebastian.
A massive leopard is repeatedly perceived in Quebrada Alto Sano before dawn searching for somebody.
An extraterrestrial from planet Pluto has allegedly been distinguished on several occasions on a dark night glancing over Candil Pantano.
A female with maggots crawling out of her eyes may repeatedly be distinguished in Bosque Estatal de Guajataca at night climbing a big tree.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy has once in a while been spotted on the peak of one of the heights in the Montanas Aymamon at the stroke of midnight attempting to state something.
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ET has supposedly been perceived on a handful of instances taking a rest on the floor in a trailer in San Sebastian.
The ghost of a woman with a knife in her neck can every now and then be observed reasoning underneath a streetlamp in San Sebastian.
A Chupacabra is often perceived down near the water's edge at Lago de Guajataco scaring
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folks.
The ghost of a tied up female is known to have been made out on a small number of occasions browsing through a refrigerator in the kitchen of a San Sebastian flat before sunrise. One of the local residents determinedly declares that this ghost is the undeceased soul of a long departed San Sebastian person who lived here.
A lady having the head of a goblin can regularly be made out taking a rest at the dining table in a San Sebastian building.
A huge fox has occasionally been made out gazing at people in a San Sebastian flat through a keyhole.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another galaxy is every now and then distinguished hovering by the side of a dark road right next door to San Sebastian.
A huge springbok has been observed on several occasions guzzling regular unleaded from a gasoline pump at a gasoline station in San Sebastian.
A very large tapir may once in a while be perceived conversing into the thin air as if someone else was present.
An extremely large ocelot was witnessed
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walking a Collie after midnight on a murky San Sebastian avenue.
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Ghost Sightings From San Sebastian
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Ghost Sightings From San Sebastian
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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