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These are some lies we made up about San Antonio.
An alien was perceived reflecting up on the pinnacle of Cerro Vigia.
An enormous pig was witnessed scaring people at the waterfront at Playa La Ruina.
A colossal jaguar has frequently been seen downing water from Ojo de Valencia in the early morning hours.
Marco Polo is repeatedly made out in Cancha Mickey Coll late at night looking chilling.
The ghost of a civil war warrior has been seen on numerous instances looking wrathfully at the onlooker on the pinnacle of one of the hills in the Cordillera Jaicoa before dawn. No matter what people utter, this is an antagonistic ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
The martian technician of an alien spaceship can often be made out yelling at the watcher to beat it down next to the water at Bahia de Aguadilla.
A very large alpaca can be distinguished very frequently exploring Cano Media Luna in detail after midnight.
An martian vacationer from the cosmos is from time to time observed
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looking at people in a San Antonio home through an air vent.
A massive antelope is rumored to have been noticed on many occasions in a deserted place in close proximity to San Antonio.
A massive seal can now and then be made out hitch-hiking down a gloomy road close to San Antonio.
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Ghost Sightings From San Antonio
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Ghost Sightings From San Antonio
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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