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These are some lies we made up about Sabana Seca.
The phantom of an aged guy with a long gray mustache is often observed going for a night-time dip at Playa de Levittown. One thing is for guaranteed, it's a frightening ghost that any sensible person would not want to bump into.
A woman with a sword sticking out of her head has allegedly been observed on one or two instances by Cienaga de San Pedro calling out names of people.
The alien mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft can regularly be observed in Cano Aguas Frias pointing at the onlooker.
An martian voyager from deep space may be made out very frequently coming into view in a washroom mirror.
A medieval knight's armor without a person inside has once in a while been spotted scrutinizing Bajo San Agustin in detail late in the night.
A massive leopard is now and then noticed at Bahia de Puerto Nuevo before dawn gazing down into the water.
A moderately see-through guy outfitted as the skipper of a ship has purportedly
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been spotted on a small number of occasions throwing chunks of concrete in Abraham Lincoln Statue before dawn. Some of the locals assert this phantom is the undead spirit of a former Sabana Seca local resident.
A space man from the Moon can from time to time be distinguished on a dark night chasing a passing Ford on a shady highway in the neighborhood
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of Sabana Seca.
A space invader from another solar system has often been made out mounding stones up on Cerros de Higuillar.
A space alien is repeatedly witnessed in Caribbean National Forest near the ranger station swallowing blood from a glass.
A giant reindeer may repeatedly be noticed in the backseat of a Jeep by the driver setting eyes on the ghost in his rear view mirror at midnight.
A giant frog may be witnessed frequently by a lady hiking along a trail in close proximity to Sabana Seca.
A very large rhinoceros has now and then been seen taking a rest in a chair in a house in Sabana Seca.
An extremely large moose is sometimes spotted hauling a human skull by a streetlamp in Sabana Seca.
The martian captain of a UFO may now and then be perceived striding from apartment to apartment in the early morning hours before sunrise on a Sabana Seca lane.
A colossal okapi was made out going through a fridge in the kitchen of a Sabana Seca residence in the early morning hours.
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gigantic burro came into sight seated at the kitchen counter in a Sabana Seca flat.
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Ghost Sightings From Sabana Seca
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Ghost Sightings From Sabana Seca
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
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