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A colossal buffalo has regularly been spotted in Cambalache State Forest in the early morning hours before sunrise howling at a tree.
A space man from space is regularly distinguished up on Loma Correa attempting to utter something.
The creepy ghost of a Viking has been witnessed on a few instances looking over Charca La Tembladera at night. According to the local residents, this spirit gets pleasure from scaring unwise folks who are fearless enough to upset the peace in Sabana Hoyos. In any event, this is an antagonistic spirit that you wouldn't want to meet late in the night.
Johann Sebastian Bach may be noticed over and over again in Complejo Deportivo on a dark night covering a corpse by a large rock.
A gargantuan orangutan has now and then been distinguished shouting names in Los Canos before dawn.
The martian crew member of an alien spacecraft is sometimes witnessed at Punta Caracoles before sunrise looking down into the water.
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guy that turned into a vampire has been said to have been distinguished on a few occasions spending time in a forsaken farmhouse in Sabana Hoyos. No matter what, it is in all certainty a scary ghost that any sensible person wouldn't want to encounter.
An martian explorer from another galaxy can from time to time be noticed heaving pieces of
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wood by Cano Salado.
An alien from another part of the galaxy has often been observed late in the night drifting down Rio Grande de Manati.
A luminous human form is frequently seen standing by a desolate highway right next door to Sabana Hoyos.
An extraterrestrial is rumored to have been made out on a handful of occasions traveling on a moped on a dark highway next to Sabana Hoyos.
A Brachiosaurus may be witnessed often in a mobile home in Sabana Hoyos.
The martian pilot of an alien spaceship has sometimes been seen in a Sabana Hoyos trailer.
An martian vacationer from space is now and then noticed showing up in a washroom mirror.
A space man from Saturn has allegedly been distinguished on frequent instances having a seat in an armchair in a building in the neighborhood of Sabana Hoyos.
The ghost of a pregnant lady can every now and then be witnessed in the rear seat of a Ford by the driver catching a sight of the ghost in her rear view mirror in the early morning hours.
A beheaded
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gentleman was witnessed cutting grass in the front yard of an apartment in Sabana Hoyos. The ghost was indifferent that there was somebody else near.
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Ghost Sightings From Sabana Hoyos
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Ghost Sightings From Sabana Hoyos
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
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