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Rio Grande, Puerto Rico Lies | |
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These are some lies we made up about Rio Grande.
The phantom of a lady with a sack tied around her head was observed scrambling out of Cano San Luis covered in slime before dawn. Several reports of this spirit have been conveyed. One thing's for guaranteed, this spirit undeniably is menacing; one that should be kept away from.
A half see-through guy clad as the skipper of a freight ship has regularly been made out beside the water at Ensenada Comezon staring furiously at the eye witness. In any case, it's a frightening ghost that is better not disrupted.
Plato is regularly made out snooping in mailboxes very late at night in Rio Grande.
An martian explorer from another solar system has supposedly been distinguished on a few instances chucking boulders in Quebrada Anon at midnight.
A giant elk may regularly be observed at Cano Carrasco in the early morning hours flinging pieces of wood into the current.
A space man from the cosmos may be witnessed repeatedly on the pinnacle of Monte
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Britton before sunrise staring at the view.
The phantom of a young-looking guy in a confederate uniform is now and then seen fluttering over Bano de Oro very late at night.
The ghost of a chained up guy is known to have been spotted on several occasions in Area de Recero El Yunque in the early morning hours before sunrise searching for
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a glove.
A colossal dugong may once in a while be witnessed by Catarata de la Mina at midnight devouring a melon.
The ghost of a young lady covered in blood has frequently been distinguished at Playa Vacia Talega smoking a pipe.
Frankenstein's Monster is frequently seen right by Caribbean National Forest verbalizing into the air.
A man with a big hole through his upper body is known to have been made out on one or two instances under a lofty tree in Caribbean National Forest reading a pamphlet. According to what the local residents argue, this ghost gets pleasure from terrifying foolish people who have the guts to upset the tranquility in Rio Grande.
An alien can often be observed playing a harpsichord in a Rio Grande home.
A female's body having an animal's head can be spotted very often in a Rio Grande highschool very late at night walking the halls. Whatever people say, it undeniably is a bloodcurdling ghost that you do not want to encounter late at night.
A gargantuan bear has occasionally been
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distinguished in a mirror in a Rio Grande flat; the phantom was exclusively observable in the mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Rio Grande
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Ghost Sightings From Rio Grande
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
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