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A massive porcupine has sometimes been spotted at Cano Garcia before sunrise heaving chunks of concrete into the flow.

An extraterrestrial from another world is every now and then seen in Arrecife Peregrina very late at night heaving bricks.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart is rumored to have been spotted on one or two occasions carving a hole up on the highest spot of La Cadena.

An extremely large alligator can once in a while be noticed fluttering over the La Cadena in the early morning hours.

An enormous reindeer has frequently been distinguished at Balnearin de Anasco at night looking at the waves at the water.

The phantom of a waitress is repeatedly perceived at Bahia de Anasco in the early morning hours before sunrise gazing down into the water.

The alien crew member of a flying saucer has purportedly been noticed on a small number of instances pulling a dead body over rocks in Aguada Parque de Colon very late at night.

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    extraterrestrial from planet Neptune can repeatedly be seen striding through a residence in Rincon.

The phantom of an elderly Indian chief can be made out repeatedly reading a newsletter down next to the shore at Boca de La Zanja.

A pitch black bat that turned into a woman has every now and then been spotted riding on a camel next to
  a highway close to Rincon. Locals here who have witnessed this ghost claim this ghost takes pleasure in startling people who come looking for ghosts in Rincon. In any event, it's a chilling phantom that you shouldn't go trying to find.

A space man from deep space is every now and then seen struggling out of Cienaga El Guayabal covered in filth on a dark night.

A space invader has been perceived on numerous occasions marching through a mobile home near Rincon.

The ghost of a down-and-out guy may occasionally be seen striding through a Rincon area graveyard. Regardless of what, it undoubtedly is a frightening phantom that should be shunned.

An extraterrestrial traveler from another galaxy was distinguished flashing a flash light beside a wild highway outside Rincon before dawn.

A bloodcurdling creature was observed standing by a desolate highway in the vicinity of Rincon. The ghost greeted the eye witness. No matter what people exclaim, this spirit certainly is bloodcurdling; one that is better not messed
with.

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A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
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