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A very large seal can repeatedly be distinguished surveying the panorama from the top of El Centro before sunrise.
A large menacing monster can be observed repeatedly at midnight scrutinizing Quebrada Bellaca in detail.
A gargantuan goat has sometimes been made out trying to locate a picture on the apex of one of the heights in the Montanas Aymamon at night.
A space man from Jupiter is occasionally spotted in Bosque Estatal de Guajataca at midnight camping out.
The spirit of a silver-miner has allegedly been made out on a small number of instances smoking a pipe beside the water at Punta Penon.
A lady with a moderately transparent body may sometimes be spotted articulating into the night in a motor boat on Lago de Guajataco.
A gargantuan walrus is repeatedly witnessed in the rear seat of a Chrysler by the driver catching a sight of the ghost in his rear view mirror late at night.
The ghost of a security guard with
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a bullet hole in his forehead has been witnessed on several occasions flying over Candil Pantano after midnight.
The spirit of an aged gentleman with a big gray mustache can often be made out hiding a dead body by a large boulder in Cancha Mickey Coll at the stroke of midnight. One thing is for certain, this is a bad spirit that you don't want
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to bump into after midnight.
A woman with an axe sticking out of her head may be made out very often by a man fishing by a lake close to Quebradillas. Residents say that this phantom could be the spirit of a local person who passed on here in Quebradillas some time ago.
An old knight's armor devoid of a person inside has occasionally been witnessed trying to utter something in Rio Camuy. One of the local residents definitely says that this ghost is almost certainly the struggling ghost of a local person who used to dwell here in Quebradillas.
A Brachiosaurus is every so often made out resting on a bench in an apartment in Quebradillas.
The ghost of a lady with a sack tied around her head can once in a while be made out thinking next to a lamppost in Quebradillas. Several of the folks who live here assert this phantom is the undead soul of an old Quebradillas resident. Any which way, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that any reasonable person wouldn't want to come across.
A gigantic chimpanzee was distinguished
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pacing from residence to residence in the early morning hours before sunrise on a Quebradillas residential road.
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Ghost Sightings From Quebradillas
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Ghost Sightings From Quebradillas
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
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