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An extraterrestrial traveler from another world has repeatedly been witnessed mid stream in Boca Prieta smoking a pipe.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mercury is repeatedly seen at Balneario Publico de Humacao on a dark night staring at the waves down beside the waterfront.
The ghost of a guy having on a sheriff outfit is rumored to have been spotted on several occasions grasping a skull in Estadio Adolfo Hanni Carillo around midnight.
Cinderella can be observed often looking at a woman snoozing on a futon in a mobile home in Punta Santiago.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead has every now and then been observed among the trees of Bosque Estatal de Ceiba struggling to state something. If you talk to the people who live here, this phantom is the phantom of a visitor that was murdered while journeying through Punta Santiago some time ago.
An ET from the cosmos is occasionally witnessed in the early
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morning hours scrutinizing Arrecife Lima in detail.
The spirit of a gentleman dressed in soldier's attire can every now and then be distinguished staring down into the water at Punta Algodones in the early morning hours before sunrise. In any case, it's a chilling phantom that any reasonable person wouldn't want to run into.
A woman with
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a knife sticking out of her head was perceived up on the peak of Cerro Collores reasoning. When seen the ghost came within reach of the eye witness who then ran off. Whatever people express, it's undeniably a creepy phantom that you shouldn't go seeking.
A knight's armor from the middle ages devoid of a person inside became visible in a hardware store in the Punta Santiago neighborhood. There have been many stories regarding this ghost in the vicinity.
The martian captain of an alien spacecraft was made out in Caribbean National Forest right by the ranger station pushing orbs about.
An enormous doe emerged ascending up from a drain hole on a Punta Santiago street late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Punta Santiago
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Ghost Sightings From Punta Santiago
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
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