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These are some lies we made up about Puerto Real.
A chilling being may be seen repeatedly digging an outlet in the earth in Bosque Estatal de Ceiba on a dark night.
The ghost of a guy outfitted as a handy man has occasionally been made out concealing a dead body by a sizeable rock in Cayos de la Cordillera Nature Reserve in the early morning hours. Nevertheless, this is an intimidating spirit that you wouldn't want to run into late in the night.
A lady with a half transparent body is once in a while spotted gazing at the water by Marina Puerto Chico late at night. Some of the people here claim this ghost is the undeceased spirit of a long gone Puerto Real local resident.
A gargantuan orangutan has allegedly been distinguished on a small number of occasions in Arrecife Corona Carrillo in the early morning hours dining on a chicken drumstick.
A massive panther may sometimes be distinguished floating in the air like a hot-air balloon in Puerto Real.
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Ghost Sightings From Puerto Real
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Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
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