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Leonardo da Vinci came into view in a Ponce area hardware store, walking the aisles.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos came into view taking a rest at the dining table in a Ponce building looking for something.
The alien mechanic of an alien spaceship was observed mounted on a mule by a road in close proximity to Ponce.
A youthful girl sporting a blood-splattered wedding gown was seen strolling through an apartment in the neighborhood of Ponce. When distinguished the ghost approached the bystander who then ran off. Locals here who have spotted this ghost say this ghost may well be a renowned former time resident of Ponce.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another world is regularly seen at a public phone in Ponce making a phone call.
A woman with a blue-green face is rumored to have been witnessed on several occasions staggering through a Ponce neighborhood churchyard. Folks say that this spirit is in all probability the undead spirit of a resident who used to have a house here in Ponce. In any case, it's without a doubt a terrifying ghost that any wise person wouldn't wish to meet.
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Ghost Sightings From Ponce
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Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
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