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These are some lies we made up about Ponce.
An alien tourist from the cosmos has every now and then been noticed covering a body by a sizeable boulder in Abolition Park after midnight.
A massive ground hog is from time to time perceived looking at a lady snoozing on the floor in a building in Ponce.
A man with a big hole through his torso is known to have been seen on a small number of occasions up on the pinnacle of Cerro El Gato calling people's names.
A guy with the head of a beast may every now and then be distinguished taking a night-time bath at Balneario El Tuque. Some of the folks who live here argue this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was murdered while journeying through Ponce in the past. One thing's for guaranteed, this spirit unquestionably is bloodcurdling; one that is rather not disrupted.
A fairly decomposed human body has frequently been spotted at Rio Bayagan before sunrise flinging pieces of wood into the flowing water. If you listen to the residents, this spirit
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gets pleasure from frightening foolhardy people who have the courage to upset the silence in Ponce. Whichever way, this is an unlikable ghost that you would not want to come across before dawn.
A Triceratops is frequently made out next to the waterfront at Lago Bronce howling at the eye witness to stay away.
A gargantuan iguana has purportedly
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been noticed on many instances going mad down at the water at Punta Cabullones.
An ET from the cosmos may often be observed flinging bricks in Arrecife Ratones before sunrise.
A woman ablaze, clutching a gasoline container can be seen often in an autopart store in the Ponce vicinity.
The martian technician of an unidentified flying object has every now and then been witnessed climbing out from a drain hole on a Ponce road around midnight.
One of the three Little Pigs is occasionally made out poking around in mailboxes at night in Ponce.
The ghost of a grower having on a straw hat has purportedly been perceived on several instances in a Ponce secondary school after midnight strolling the corridors. Scores of people who live here argue this spirit could be the spirit of a local person who passed away here in Ponce before the present.
A giant kinkajou may from time to time be made out in a mobile home near Ponce.
A space invader from planet Mercury was observed looking for a shoe under a parked Chrysler
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in a Ponce parking lot before dawn.
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Ghost Sightings From Ponce
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Ghost Sightings From Ponce
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
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