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These are some lies we made up about Patillas.
A minotaur has allegedly been distinguished on several occasions staring at the view from the peak of Cerro Boca del Infierno at midnight.
A huge badger has regularly been made out shouting names down beside the shore at Balneario de Arroyo.
A big frightening beast is often witnessed beside the water at Punta Figuras turning toward the onlooker.
An extraterrestrial explorer from the cosmos can often be perceived very late at night hovering over the Sierra de Guardarraya.
An extraterrestrial from planet Jupiter can be witnessed over and over again going nuts in Area Recreativa Real Patillas late at night.
An ET from another planet is every so often observed at a public phone in Patillas making a phone call.
A very large gnu has been perceived on numerous occasions in Arrecife Algarrobo around midnight mounding bricks.
Ferdinand Magellan can occasionally be witnessed slurping blood from a beaker by Rio Arenas.
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space alien was seen walking through a Patillas vicinity cemetery.
The martian pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship came into view slurping milk next to a secluded road in the neighborhood of Patillas late in the night.
A massive hamster materialized right by the entrance to Caribbean National Forest smoking a cigar.
The spirit
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of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead was perceived staying in a deserted home in Patillas. When the ghost was seen it disappeared into the air.
A Brachiosaurus was noticed being carried by a bike on a gloomy highway close to Patillas.
An ET from planet Pluto has repeatedly been seen in a Patillas house.
An enormous iguana is often observed walking by the side of a desolate road in the vicinity of Patillas.
A very large coyote has been said to have been witnessed on numerous occasions seated in a beanbag in a home outside Patillas.
The ghost of an old gentleman with a long gray beard can frequently be distinguished in the rear seat of a Honda by the driver observing the spirit in his rear view mirror late in the night. A resident claims that this ghost is the undeceased soul of an old Patillas resident. One thing's for sure, it without a doubt is a frightening ghost that should be left alone.
An ET from another solar system can be perceived time and again cutting grass in the side garden
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of a building in Patillas.
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Ghost Sightings From Patillas
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Ghost Sightings From Patillas
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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