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A gentleman with a large hole through his torso is repeatedly observed watching the surroundings from the peak of Cerro Boca del Infierno in the early morning hours.

An alien voyager from another part of the galaxy has been said to have been distinguished on numerous instances terrifying people at Balneario de Arroyo.
    
A cyclop may repeatedly be observed rearranging orbs about under a streetlight in Patillas.

A gigantic mare has every now and then been seen near the water at Punta Figuras looking chilling.

A huge mule has been said to have been witnessed on a handful of instances around midnight hovering over the Sierra de Guardarraya.

A space alien from Mars may from time to time be observed in Area Recreativa Real Patillas before dawn staring furiously at the witness.
 

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