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The ghost of a youthful female with a cord around her neck has allegedly been witnessed on a handful of instances looking at people in a Naranjito building through a window. No matter what, it's a chilling phantom that is rather not disturbed.
A guy without a head can frequently be spotted in a deserted neighborhood near Naranjito. Some of the people who live in this town argue this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was murdered while driving through Naranjito some decades ago.
Napoleon Bonaparte has occasionally been distinguished mailing a parcel at a Naranjito post office.
An incredibly menacing ghost is every so often noticed gulping gasoline from a gasoline pump at a fuel station in Naranjito.
The extraterrestrial crew member of a UFO has supposedly been observed on one or two occasions walking a Sheepdog after midnight on a shady Naranjito avenue.
The phantom of an elderly prospector with a big beard and an eye patch may occasionally be noticed peeking through flat windows in Naranjito before sunrise. No matter what people verbalize, it's sure a menacing ghost that you wouldn't want to encounter on a dark night.
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Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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