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These are some lies we made up about Naguabo.
A wandering ghost has often been spotted carrying a cranium next to a scary tree in Bosque Estatal de Ceiba.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is regularly distinguished floating along on Boca Prieta on a dark night.
A gargantuan cat may frequently be seen after midnight checking out Arrecife Lima in detail.
A colossal panther can be distinguished very frequently at Balneario Publico de Humacao struggling to snatch something.
A huge zebu has once in a while been distinguished on a dark night flying over the Sierra de Luquillo.
The phantom of a jetliner pilot is once in a while perceived staring down into the water at Punta Algodones before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial explorer from space has been said to have been noticed on frequent occasions up on Cerro Corozal shuffling orbs around.
The ghost of a sturdy lumberjack grasping a sizeable axe can every now and then be observed laundering a
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blood-covered bed sheet in Catarata de la Mina at the stroke of midnight.
A frightening skeleton was made out gazing wrathfully at the viewer right by Caribbean National Forest. The phantom did not mind that there was somebody else present. One thing is for guaranteed, it indisputably is a chilling ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
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enormous puppy appeared going nuts in Area de Recero El Yunque in the early morning hours.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart was spotted flying across Bano de Oro on a dark night.
A gargantuan lemur came into sight pacing through a Naguabo neighborhood cemetery.
A man that transformed into a vampire was distinguished drinking blood from a glass alongside a secluded road in the neighborhood of Naguabo late at night. When the witness materialized the spirit fled.
The phantom of a pregnant woman has regularly been made out hanging out in an empty home in Naguabo. A local man says that this ghost is almost certainly the undeceased ghost of a local resident who used to live here in Naguabo. Either way, this is an intimidating phantom that should be let alone.
The ghost of a young-looking gentleman wearing a denim jacket has been made out on many instances in Virgin Islands National Park outside the ranger station sipping soda pop. In any case, it's a creepy ghost that is preferably not disturbed.
A decapitated
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man can often be perceived standing by a desolate highway in the neighborhood of Naguabo.
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Ghost Sightings From Naguabo
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Ghost Sightings From Naguabo
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
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