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These are some lies we made up about Moca.
A military outfit wandering around with no body in it has occasionally been noticed examining Cano Echevarria in detail at night. It has been asserted that this exact spirit is the spirit of a visitor that was murdered while driving through Moca a long time ago.
The spirit of an awfully burned woman is once in a while perceived around midnight floating along Cano Madre Vieja. No matter what people utter, it certainly is a chilling ghost that is rather not upset.
The ghost of an engine driver is rumored to have been made out on numerous occasions on the apex of one of the mountains in the Cordillera Jaicoa at the stroke of midnight shouting at the observer to go away.
The ghost of a severely mangled hunter dragging a dead mountain lion may from time to time be made out down beside Ojo de Valencia at night going mad.
The ghost of a young-looking lady with a line around her neck has often been observed on the highest spot of Cerro Cayures at the
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stroke of midnight glancing at the view. If you talk to the locals, this ghost is that of a local resident who lived here in Moca many years ago.
The alien pilot of an alien spacecraft has allegedly been made out on one or two occasions staring down into the water at Bahia de Aguadilla late at night.
A space man from Saturn may repeatedly
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be witnessed floating in the air like a blimp in Moca.
A space man from the cosmos can be made out very frequently staring at a woman sleeping on a couch in a flat in Moca.
An extraterrestrial has now and then been observed on the shore of Boca de La Zanja smoking a pipe.
The martian mechanic of an unidentified flying object is now and then observed down by Balneario Municipal de Aguda before dawn going for a swim.
An alien tourist from space has been said to have been spotted on a few instances gripping a headbone in Aguada Parque de Colon on a dark night.
An ET from planet Neptune can every now and then be observed in a convenience store in the Moca area.
A guy without a head was observed trying on socks in a Moca building. The ghost mumbled about revenging a murder. According to what the residents declare, this ghost likes frightening foolhardy people who are courageous enough to disturb the quiet in Moca.
An Anchisaurus was made out struggling out of a storm drain on a Moca residential road before
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Ghost Sightings From Moca
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Ghost Sightings From Moca
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
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