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These are some lies we made up about Mercedita.
A gargantuan guinea pig may frequently be spotted fishing from the shore of Lago Bronce at the stroke of midnight.
A shape with a skeleton face sporting gloomy robes may be distinguished over and over again covering a dead body by a large rock in Abolition Park very late at night.
Nicolaus Copernicus has from time to time been noticed smoking a cigar in the middle of Rio Bayagan.
An ET from another solar system is from time to time perceived at a coin operated phone in Mercedita talking on the telephone.
A space man may from time to time be distinguished trying to find someone down at the water at Punta Cabullones.
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Ghost Sightings From Mercedita
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Ghost Sightings From Mercedita
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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