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These are some lies we made up about Mayaguez.
A large bloodcurdling phantom is often perceived swallowing blood from a bottle by Cano Corazones.
A very large warthog is rumored to have been observed on many instances down at the water at Punta Algarrobo searching for a box.
William Shakespeare can regularly be witnessed dining on a burger in Arrecife Algarrobo at the stroke of midnight.
The phantom of a chained up man may be seen very often drifting along on Cano Boquilla at the stroke of midnight. In any event, it without a doubt is a creepy spirit that you shouldn't go searching for.
The martian captain of a UFO is now and then noticed in Estadio Hnos Ernesto y Juan Mira at night smoking a cigar.
An alien from the Moon can occasionally be perceived late at night soaring over the Cordillera Sabana Alta.
A very large addax has repeatedly been distinguished peeking through home windows in Mayaguez around midnight.
An enormous dugong is often distinguished gazing
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at the panorama from the apex of Cerro Conde Avila after midnight.
A centaur is known to have been witnessed on many occasions at Balnearin de Anasco yelling.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy may frequently be perceived watching shows in a Mayaguez living room in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A huge frog can be
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perceived frequently on a Mayaguez road before dawn.
The extraterrestrial technician of an alien spacecraft has from time to time been made out looking at a guy slumbering on a couch in a residence in Mayaguez.
The spirit of a young-looking woman drenched in blood is once in a while perceived trying on a hat in a Mayaguez trailer. It's been claimed that this particular phantom is that of a person who settled here in Mayaguez in the past.
An alien voyager from another world has been seen on several instances crawling out of a storm drain on a Mayaguez road late at night.
An enormous shrew may every so often be distinguished nosing around in mailboxes late in the night in Mayaguez.
The phantom of an old witch was distinguished performing a song on a xylophone in a Mayaguez building. When witnessed the ghost came close to the eye witness who then ran off. According to the folks who live here, this phantom enjoys frightening foolish people who are courageous enough to upset the serenity in Mayaguez.
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large chilling beast materialized in a mirror in a Mayaguez home; the ghost was solely perceptible in the mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Mayaguez
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Ghost Sightings From Mayaguez
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
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