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These are some lies we made up about Maunabo.
A female on fire, grasping a gasoline bottle is repeatedly spotted consuming a fish up on Cerro La Pandura.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another solar system has supposedly been observed on one or two occasions scrutinizing Arrecife Sargent in detail before dawn.
A massive bull can be seen time and again at Playa Mala Pascua at midnight going for a swim.
The ghost of a planter having on a straw hat is occasionally made out at the water at Cabo Mala Pascua reading a newsletter.
A gargantuan guanaco has been said to have been spotted on numerous occasions clutching a cranium in Cancha Doctoro Pedro Albizu Campos around midnight.
The ghost of a young air force pilot can now and then be seen sobbing on the top of one of the hills in the Sierra de Guardarraya in the early morning hours before sunrise. A number of of the people who live here assert this phantom is the phantom of a vacationer that was murdered while traveling through Maunabo
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many years ago.
An extraterrestrial from the Moon has often been witnessed at Cano de Santiago in the early morning hours chucking rocks into the stream.
A Tyrannosaurus is frequently observed gazing beside a streetlamp in Maunabo.
An ET from another part of the galaxy can often be seen searching through the refrigerator in the
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kitchen of a Maunabo mobile home around midnight.
A space alien has now and then been made out flickering a flash light in Caribbean National Forest quite near the park headquarters.
A gigantic pig is sometimes noticed sitting at the dining table in a Maunabo home.
The alien technician of an alien spacecraft is rumored to have been witnessed on many instances gazing at people in a Maunabo home through a window.
An ET from planet Venus can now and then be observed in a secluded zone in the vicinity of Maunabo.
A youthful girl having on a blood-splattered wedding gown was perceived spitting at passing cars by the side of a shadowy road outside Maunabo. The eye witness fled immediately after he made out the spirit. According to the folks who live here, this ghost is that of a person who lived here in Maunabo some time ago.
One of the three Little Pigs was made out posting a container at a Maunabo post office.
An extraterrestrial from another planet was witnessed talking into the thin air as
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if somebody besides was in attendance.
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Ghost Sightings From Maunabo
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Ghost Sightings From Maunabo
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
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