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These are some lies we made up about Manati.
An extraterrestrial tourist from outer space is rumored to have been made out on several occasions staring angrily at the onlooker at Playa Mar Chiquita.
The creepy spirit of a Gaul can from time to time be seen by Cano Salado yelling at the bystander to be off.
A gargantuan kitten has frequently been observed going mad down at the water at Punta Boquilla.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos is frequently noticed cutting grass in the back yard of a trailer in Manati.
An extraterrestrial has purportedly been observed on several instances in Complejo Deportivo very late at night covering a body by a sizeable boulder.
An extremely large donkey can regularly be perceived in Rio Grande de Manati demolishing a picture.
Count Dracula can be spotted very frequently up on the apex of Cerro Guarico gulping blood from a bottle.
The martian navigator of an extraterrestrial spaceship has occasionally been made out looking for a photo
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in Quebrada Arenas in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A man that shape-shifted into a vampire is from time to time distinguished taking a rest in a chair in a house in Manati.
An alien traveler from the cosmos may now and then be perceived staggering from mobile home to mobile home before sunrise on a Manati road.
A very
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large ermine was observed taking a rest at a coffee table in a Manati flat.
A very large fox came into sight staring at folks in a Manati flat through an air vent.
The spirit of a pregnant female was observed in a desolate location next to Manati. The ghost unmoved that there was somebody else present.
The ghost of a young-looking guy dressed in a leather jacket was perceived hovering down a shadowy road in the vicinity of Manati. When the viewer came into sight the ghost ran away. One of the locals strongly says that this phantom could be a distinguished days gone by native of Manati.
A decapitated man was observed glugging down diesel from a gasoline pump at a gasoline station in Manati. The arrival of the watcher scared the ghost who then vanished. Several of the people who live here declare this ghost is the undeceased soul of a former Manati local resident.
A female with her right arm and left leg severed has frequently been spotted articulating into the night as if someone besides was present. In any case,
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this is a hostile spirit that you shouldn't go searching for.
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Ghost Sightings From Manati
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Ghost Sightings From Manati
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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